Today's Bibliomancy for David Letterman

And the king stood by the gate side, and all the people came out by hundreds and by thousands.

SA2 18:5 And the king commanded Joab and Abishai and Ittai, saying, Deal gently for my sake with the young man, even with Absalom. And all the people heard when the king gave all the captains charge concerning Absalom.

SA2 18:6 So the people went out into the field against Israel: and the battle was in the wood of Ephraim;

SA2 18:7 Where the people of Israel were slain before the servants of David, and there was there a great slaughter that day of twenty thousand men.

King James Bible

and thy Redeemer, the mighty One of Jacob.

ISA 60:17 For brass I will bring gold, and for iron I will bring silver, and for wood brass, and for stones iron: I will also make thy officers peace, and thine exactors righteousness.

ISA 60:18 Violence shall no more be heard in thy land, wasting nor destruction within thy borders; but thou shalt call thy walls Salvation, and thy gates Praise.

ISA 60:19 The sun shall be no more thy light by day; neither for brightness shall the moon give light unto thee: but the LORD shall be unto thee an everlasting light, and thy God thy glory.

ISA 60:20 Thy sun shall no more go down; neither shall thy moon

King James Bible

shalt not live; for thou speakest lies in the name of the LORD: and his father and his mother that begat him shall thrust him through when he prophesieth.

ZEC 13:4 And it shall come to pass in that day, that the prophets shall be ashamed every one of his vision, when he hath prophesied; neither shall they wear a rough garment to deceive:

ZEC 13:5 But he shall say, I am no prophet, I am an husbandman; for man taught me to keep cattle from my youth.

ZEC 13:6 And one shall say unto him, What are these wounds in thine hands? Then he shall answer, Those with which I was wounded in the house of my friends.

King James Bible