Today's Bibliomancy for Howard Stern

The first excerpt represents the element of Air. It speaks of mental influences and the process of thought, and is drawn from King James Bible:

SA1 6:18 And the golden mice, according to the number of all the cities of the Philistines belonging to the five lords, both of fenced cities, and of country villages, even unto the great stone of Abel, whereon they set down the ark of the LORD: which stone remaineth unto this day in the field of Joshua, the Bethshemite.

SA1 6:19 And he smote the men of Bethshemesh, because they had looked into the ark of the LORD, even he smote of the people fifty thousand and threescore and ten men: and the people lamented, because the LORD had smitten many of the people with a great slaughter.

SA1 6:20 And the men of Bethshemesh said, Who is able to stand before this holy LORD God? and to whom shall he go up from us?

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The second excerpt represents the element of Fire. It speaks of emotional influences and base passions, and is drawn from King James Bible:

mercy endureth for ever.

PSA 136:17 To him which smote great kings: for his mercy endureth for ever:

PSA 136:18 And slew famous kings: for his mercy endureth for ever:

PSA 136:19 Sihon king of the Amorites: for his mercy endureth for ever:

PSA 136:20 And Og the king of Bashan: for his mercy endureth for ever:

PSA 136:21 And gave their land for an heritage: for his mercy endureth for ever:

PSA 136:22 Even an heritage unto Israel his servant: for his mercy endureth for ever.

PSA 136:23 Who remembered us in our low estate: for his mercy endureth

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The third excerpt represents the element of Water. It speaks of pure spiritual influences and feelings of love, and is drawn from King James Bible:

not be seen to come into the city: and a wench went and told them; and they went and told king David.

SA2 17:18 Nevertheless a lad saw them, and told Absalom: but they went both of them away quickly, and came to a man's house in Bahurim, which had a well in his court; whither they went down.

SA2 17:19 And the woman took and spread a covering over the well's mouth, and spread ground corn thereon; and the thing was not known.

SA2 17:20 And when Absalom's servants came to the woman to the house, they said, Where is Ahimaaz and Jonathan? And the woman said unto them, They be gone over the brook of water. And when they had sought and could not find them, they returned to Jerusalem.

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The fourth excerpt represents the element of Earth. It speaks of physical influences and the impact of the unseen on the visible world, and is drawn from King James Bible:

LORD at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and burn the fat for a sweet savour unto the LORD.

LEV 17:7 And they shall no more offer their sacrifices unto devils, after whom they have gone a whoring. This shall be a statute for ever unto them throughout their generations.

LEV 17:8 And thou shalt say unto them, Whatsoever man there be of the house of Israel, or of the strangers which sojourn among you, that offereth a burnt offering or sacrifice,

LEV 17:9 And bringeth it not unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, to offer it unto the LORD; even that man shall be cut off from among his people.

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