Today's Bibliomancy for Stephen Colbert

baptism, he said unto them, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?

MAT 3:8 Bring forth therefore fruits meet for repentance:

MAT 3:9 And think not to say within yourselves, We have Abraham to our father: for I say unto you, that God is able of these stones to raise up children unto Abraham.

MAT 3:10 And now also the axe is laid unto the root of the trees: therefore every tree which bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.

MAT 3:11 I indeed baptize you with water unto repentance. but he that cometh after me is mightier than I, whose shoes I am not worthy to bear:

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arise, if they can save thee in the time of thy trouble: for according to the number of thy cities are thy gods, O Judah.

JER 2:29 Wherefore will ye plead with me? ye all have transgressed against me, saith the LORD.

JER 2:30 In vain have I smitten your children; they received no correction: your own sword hath devoured your prophets, like a destroying lion.

JER 2:31 O generation, see ye the word of the LORD. Have I been a wilderness unto Israel? a land of darkness? wherefore say my people, We are lords; we will come no more unto thee?

JER 2:32 Can a maid forget her ornaments, or a bride her attire? yet my

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good and meet unto you.

JER 26:15 But know ye for certain, that if ye put me to death, ye shall surely bring innocent blood upon yourselves, and upon this city, and upon the inhabitants thereof: for of a truth the LORD hath sent me unto you to speak all these words in your ears.

JER 26:16 Then said the princes and all the people unto the priests and to the prophets; This man is not worthy to die: for he hath spoken to us in the name of the LORD our God.

JER 26:17 Then rose up certain of the elders of the land, and spake to all the assembly of the people, saying,

JER 26:18 Micah the Morasthite prophesied in the days of Hezekiah king

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the brow of the hill whereon their city was built, that they might cast him down headlong.

LUK 4:30 But he passing through the midst of them went his way,

LUK 4:31 And came down to Capernaum, a city of Galilee, and taught them on the sabbath days.

LUK 4:32 And they were astonished at his doctrine: for his word was with power.

LUK 4:33 And in the synagogue there was a man, which had a spirit of an unclean devil, and cried out with a loud voice,

LUK 4:34 Saying, Let us alone; what have we to do with thee, thou Jesus of Nazareth? art thou come to destroy us? I know thee who thou art; the

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