Today's Bibliomancy for Jon Stewart

The first excerpt represents the element of Air. It speaks of mental influences and the process of thought, and is drawn from King James Bible:

upon the altar, and your peace offerings; and I will accept you, saith the Lord GOD.

EZE 44:1 Then he brought me back the way of the gate of the outward sanctuary which looketh toward the east; and it was shut.

EZE 44:2 Then said the LORD unto me; This gate shall be shut, it shall not be opened, and no man shall enter in by it; because the LORD, the God of Israel, hath entered in by it, therefore it shall be shut.

EZE 44:3 It is for the prince; the prince, he shall sit in it to eat bread before the LORD; he shall enter by the way of the porch of that gate, and shall go out by the way of the same.

EZE 44:4 Then brought he me the way of the north gate before the house:

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The second excerpt represents the element of Fire. It speaks of emotional influences and base passions, and is drawn from King James Bible:

handmaid.

GEN 29:25 And it came to pass, that in the morning, behold, it was Leah: and he said to Laban, What is this thou hast done unto me? did not I serve with thee for Rachel? wherefore then hast thou beguiled me?

GEN 29:26 And Laban said, It must not be so done in our country, to give the younger before the firstborn.

GEN 29:27 Fulfil her week, and we will give thee this also for the service which thou shalt serve with me yet seven other years.

GEN 29:28 And Jacob did so, and fulfilled her week: and he gave him Rachel his daughter to wife also.

GEN 29:29 And Laban gave to Rachel his daughter Bilhah his handmaid to

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The third excerpt represents the element of Water. It speaks of pure spiritual influences and feelings of love, and is drawn from King James Bible:

up on high.

PSA 69:30 I will praise the name of God with a song, and will magnify him with thanksgiving.

PSA 69:31 This also shall please the LORD better than an ox or bullock that hath horns and hoofs.

PSA 69:32 The humble shall see this, and be glad: and your heart shall live that seek God.

PSA 69:33 For the LORD heareth the poor, and despiseth not his prisoners.

PSA 69:34 Let the heaven and earth praise him, the seas, and every thing that moveth therein.

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The fourth excerpt represents the element of Earth. It speaks of physical influences and the impact of the unseen on the visible world, and is drawn from King James Bible:

GEN 41:20 And the lean and the ill favoured kine did eat up the first seven fat kine:

GEN 41:21 And when they had eaten them up, it could not be known that they had eaten them; but they were still ill favoured, as at the beginning. So I awoke.

GEN 41:22 And I saw in my dream, and, behold, seven ears came up in one stalk, full and good:

GEN 41:23 And, behold, seven ears, withered, thin, and blasted with the east wind, sprung up after them:

GEN 41:24 And the thin ears devoured the seven good ears: and I told this unto the magicians; but there was none that could declare it to me.

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