Today's Bibliomancy for Howard Stern

The first excerpt represents the element of Air. It speaks of mental influences and the process of thought, and is drawn from King James Bible:

JOB 30:31 My harp also is turned to mourning, and my organ into the voice of them that weep.

JOB 31:1 I made a covenant with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a maid?

JOB 31:2 For what portion of God is there from above? and what inheritance of the Almighty from on high?

JOB 31:3 Is not destruction to the wicked? and a strange punishment to the workers of iniquity?

JOB 31:4 Doth not he see my ways, and count all my steps?

JOB 31:5 If I have walked with vanity, or if my foot hath hasted to deceit;

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The second excerpt represents the element of Fire. It speaks of emotional influences and base passions, and is drawn from King James Bible:

disallowed her not: then all her vows shall stand, and every bond wherewith she bound her soul shall stand.

NUM 30:12 But if her husband hath utterly made them void on the day he heard them; then whatsoever proceeded out of her lips concerning her vows, or concerning the bond of her soul, shall not stand: her husband hath made them void; and the LORD shall forgive her.

NUM 30:13 Every vow, and every binding oath to afflict the soul, her husband may establish it, or her husband may make it void.

NUM 30:14 But if her husband altogether hold his peace at her from day to day; then he establisheth all her vows, or all her bonds, which are upon her: he confirmeth them, because he held his peace at her in the

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The third excerpt represents the element of Water. It speaks of pure spiritual influences and feelings of love, and is drawn from King James Bible:

the low plains was Baalhanan the Gederite: and over the cellars of oil was Joash:

CH1 27:29 And over the herds that fed in Sharon was Shitrai the Sharonite: and over the herds that were in the valleys was Shaphat the son of Adlai:

CH1 27:30 Over the camels also was Obil the Ishmaelite: and over the asses was Jehdeiah the Meronothite:

CH1 27:31 And over the flocks was Jaziz the Hagerite. All these were the rulers of the substance which was king David's.

CH1 27:32 Also Jonathan David's uncle was a counsellor, a wise man, and a scribe: and Jehiel the son of Hachmoni was with the king's sons:

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The fourth excerpt represents the element of Earth. It speaks of physical influences and the impact of the unseen on the visible world, and is drawn from King James Bible:

for ever.

PSA 136:3 O give thanks to the Lord of lords: for his mercy endureth for ever.

PSA 136:4 To him who alone doeth great wonders: for his mercy endureth for ever.

PSA 136:5 To him that by wisdom made the heavens: for his mercy endureth for ever.

PSA 136:6 To him that stretched out the earth above the waters: for his mercy endureth for ever.

PSA 136:7 To him that made great lights: for his mercy endureth for ever:

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