Today's Bibliomancy for Mel Brooks

The first excerpt represents the element of Air. It speaks of mental influences and the process of thought, and is drawn from King James Bible:

CH2 36:4 And the king of Egypt made Eliakim his brother king over Judah and Jerusalem, and turned his name to Jehoiakim. And Necho took Jehoahaz his brother, and carried him to Egypt.

CH2 36:5 Jehoiakim was twenty and five years old when he began to reign, and he reigned eleven years in Jerusalem: and he did that which was evil in the sight of the LORD his God.

CH2 36:6 Against him came up Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon, and bound him in fetters, to carry him to Babylon.

CH2 36:7 Nebuchadnezzar also carried of the vessels of the house of the LORD to Babylon, and put them in his temple at Babylon.

CH2 36:8 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoiakim, and his abominations

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The second excerpt represents the element of Fire. It speaks of emotional influences and base passions, and is drawn from King James Bible:

perished in mine affliction.

PSA 119:93 I will never forget thy precepts: for with them thou hast quickened me.

PSA 119:94 I am thine, save me: for I have sought thy precepts.

PSA 119:95 The wicked have waited for me to destroy me: but I will consider thy testimonies.

PSA 119:96 I have seen an end of all perfection: but thy commandment is exceeding broad.

PSA 119:97 O how I love thy law! it is my meditation all the day.

PSA 119:98 Thou through thy commandments hast made me wiser than mine enemies: for they are ever with me.

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The third excerpt represents the element of Water. It speaks of pure spiritual influences and feelings of love, and is drawn from King James Bible:

whoredoms.

EZE 23:30 I will do these things unto thee, because thou hast gone a whoring after the heathen, and because thou art polluted with their idols.

EZE 23:31 Thou hast walked in the way of thy sister; therefore will I give her cup into thine hand.

EZE 23:32 Thus saith the Lord GOD; Thou shalt drink of thy sister's cup deep and large: thou shalt be laughed to scorn and had in derision; it containeth much.

EZE 23:33 Thou shalt be filled with drunkenness and sorrow, with the cup of astonishment and desolation, with the cup of thy sister Samaria.

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The fourth excerpt represents the element of Earth. It speaks of physical influences and the impact of the unseen on the visible world, and is drawn from King James Bible:

thou? and whose are these before thee?

GEN 32:18 Then thou shalt say, They be thy servant Jacob's; it is a present sent unto my lord Esau: and, behold, also he is behind us.

GEN 32:19 And so commanded he the second, and the third, and all that followed the droves, saying, On this manner shall ye speak unto Esau, when ye find him.

GEN 32:20 And say ye moreover, Behold, thy servant Jacob is behind us. For he said, I will appease him with the present that goeth before me, and afterward I will see his face; peradventure he will accept of me.

GEN 32:21 So went the present over before him: and himself lodged that night in the company.

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