Today's Bibliomancy for Stephen Colbert

God. Amen. JOH 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

JOH 1:2 The same was in the beginning with God.

JOH 1:3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.

JOH 1:4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men.

JOH 1:5 And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.

JOH 1:6 There was a man sent from God, whose name was John.

JOH 1:7 The same came for a witness, to bear witness of the Light, that all men through him might believe.

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more part advised to depart thence also, if by any means they might attain to Phenice, and there to winter; which is an haven of Crete, and lieth toward the south west and north west.

ACT 27:13 And when the south wind blew softly, supposing that they had obtained their purpose, loosing thence, they sailed close by Crete.

ACT 27:14 But not long after there arose against it a tempestuous wind, called Euroclydon.

ACT 27:15 And when the ship was caught, and could not bear up into the wind, we let her drive.

ACT 27:16 And running under a certain island which is called Clauda, we had much work to come by the boat:

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that it is he which was ordained of God to be the Judge of quick and dead.

ACT 10:43 To him give all the prophets witness, that through his name whosoever believeth in him shall receive remission of sins.

ACT 10:44 While Peter yet spake these words, the Holy Ghost fell on all them which heard the word.

ACT 10:45 And they of the circumcision which believed were astonished, as many as came with Peter, because that on the Gentiles also was poured out the gift of the Holy Ghost.

ACT 10:46 For they heard them speak with tongues, and magnify God. Then answered Peter,

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