Today's Bibliomancy for Stephen Colbert

for ever; seeing that which now is in the days to come shall all be forgotten. And how dieth the wise man? as the fool.

ECC 2:17 Therefore I hated life; because the work that is wrought under the sun is grievous unto me: for all is vanity and vexation of spirit.

ECC 2:18 Yea, I hated all my labour which I had taken under the sun: because I should leave it unto the man that shall be after me.

ECC 2:19 And who knoweth whether he shall be a wise man or a fool? yet shall he have rule over all my labour wherein I have laboured, and wherein I have shewed myself wise under the sun. This is also vanity.

ECC 2:20 Therefore I went about to cause my heart to despair of all the labour which I took under the sun.

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all things from the very first, to write unto thee in order, most excellent Theophilus,

LUK 1:4 That thou mightest know the certainty of those things, wherein thou hast been instructed.

LUK 1:5 THERE was in the days of Herod, the king of Judaea, a certain priest named Zacharias, of the course of Abia: and his wife was of the daughters of Aaron, and her name was Elisabeth.

LUK 1:6 And they were both righteous before God, walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.

LUK 1:7 And they had no child, because that Elisabeth was barren, and they both were now well stricken in years.

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the heart.

PSA 44:22 Yea, for thy sake are we killed all the day long; we are counted as sheep for the slaughter.

PSA 44:23 Awake, why sleepest thou, O Lord? arise, cast us not off for ever.

PSA 44:24 Wherefore hidest thou thy face, and forgettest our affliction and our oppression?

PSA 44:25 For our soul is bowed down to the dust: our belly cleaveth unto the earth.

PSA 44:26 Arise for our help, and redeem us for thy mercies' sake.

PSA 45:1 My heart is inditing a good matter: I speak of the things

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that one of these little ones should perish.

MAT 18:15 Moreover if thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault between thee and him alone: if he shall hear thee, thou hast gained thy brother.

MAT 18:16 But if he will not hear thee, then take with thee one or two more, that in the mouth of two or three witnesses every word may be established.

MAT 18:17 And if he shall neglect to hear them, tell it unto the church: but if he neglect to hear the church, let him be unto thee as an heathen man and a publican.

MAT 18:18 Verily I say unto you, Whatsoever ye shall bind on earth

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