Today's I Ching for Groucho Marx

The coins have been tossed...

	The present is embodied in Hexagram 32 - Heng (Duration): Successful progress and no error is indicated, but the advantage will come from being firm and correct. Any movement in any direction whatever will be advantageous.
	The topmost line, divided, shows its subject exciting himself to long continuance. There will be evil.
	The situation is evolving slowly, and Yang (the active masculine force) is gaining ground.
	The future is embodied in Hexagram 50 - Ting (The Caldron): There is an intimation of great progress and success.
	The things most apparent, those above and in front, are embodied by the upper trigram Chen (Thunder), which is transforming into Li (Fire). As part of this process, movement, initiative, and action are giving way to brightness and warmth.
	The things least apparent, those below and behind, are embodied by the lower trigram Sun (Wind), which represents penetration and following.