Today's Bibliomancy for Jon Stewart

The first excerpt represents the element of Air. It speaks of mental influences and the process of thought, and is drawn from King James Bible:

CH1 1:10 And Cush begat Nimrod: he began to be mighty upon the earth.

CH1 1:11 And Mizraim begat Ludim, and Anamim, and Lehabim, and Naphtuhim,

CH1 1:12 And Pathrusim, and Casluhim, (of whom came the Philistines,) and Caphthorim.

CH1 1:13 And Canaan begat Zidon his firstborn, and Heth,

CH1 1:14 The Jebusite also, and the Amorite, and the Girgashite,

CH1 1:15 And the Hivite, and the Arkite, and the Sinite,

CH1 1:16 And the Arvadite, and the Zemarite, and the Hamathite.

CH1 1:17 The sons of Shem; Elam, and Asshur, and Arphaxad, and Lud, and Aram, and Uz, and Hul, and Gether, and Meshech.

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The second excerpt represents the element of Fire. It speaks of emotional influences and base passions, and is drawn from King James Bible:

contentions of a wife are a continual dropping.

PRO 19:14 House and riches are the inheritance of fathers: and a prudent wife is from the LORD.

PRO 19:15 Slothfulness casteth into a deep sleep; and an idle soul shall suffer hunger.

PRO 19:16 He that keepeth the commandment keepeth his own soul; but he that despiseth his ways shall die.

PRO 19:17 He that hath pity upon the poor lendeth unto the LORD; and that which he hath given will he pay him again.

PRO 19:18 Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying.

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The third excerpt represents the element of Water. It speaks of pure spiritual influences and feelings of love, and is drawn from King James Bible:

power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.

JOH 10:19 There was a division therefore again among the Jews for these sayings.

JOH 10:20 And many of them said, He hath a devil, and is mad; why hear ye him?

JOH 10:21 Others said, These are not the words of him that hath a devil. Can a devil open the eyes of the blind?

JOH 10:22 And it was at Jerusalem the feast of the dedication, and it was winter.

JOH 10:23 And Jesus walked in the temple in Solomon's porch.

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The fourth excerpt represents the element of Earth. It speaks of physical influences and the impact of the unseen on the visible world, and is drawn from King James Bible:

answered, O Lord GOD, thou knowest.

EZE 37:4 Again he said unto me, Prophesy upon these bones, and say unto them, O ye dry bones, hear the word of the LORD.

EZE 37:5 Thus saith the Lord GOD unto these bones; Behold, I will cause breath to enter into you, and ye shall live:

EZE 37:6 And I will lay sinews upon you, and will bring up flesh upon you, and cover you with skin, and put breath in you, and ye shall live; and ye shall know that I am the LORD.

EZE 37:7 So I prophesied as I was commanded: and as I prophesied, there was a noise, and behold a shaking, and the bones came together, bone to his bone.

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